We like tha BOOM!
22.05.10
a cloud poops out a rainbow turd!
WORD!
lyrics
It seems like a silly choice
For a grown man to use this voice
The Postal Service did it first
I sound like them but 10 times worse
A cloud pooped out a rainbow turd
I’m just saying random words
I make songs with bleeps and bloops
I sometimes write with Apple Loops
Electronic Wuss
Electronic Wuss
I sound like a total puss
The ocean’s constellations make me cry
Swimming in a lemon creek
Tadpoles tickle my butt cheeks
A bearded nun flies through the sky
I wrote this song when I was high
I make love to birds and bees
And masturbate to redwood trees
A dragon’s balls will drop today
A centaur screams hip hip hooray
Electronic Wuss
Electronic Wuss
Let’s all smoke some purple kush
Prepubescent girls think I’m so deep
My sitting posture is really bad
Holy crap here comes my dad
DAD
Your mother and I are trying to get some sleep
I asked the strongman in the sky
Why do donuts have to die?
I had a dream the other night
That Elmo and I got in a fight
I couldn’t make my punches land
I noticed I had lobster hands
Then a snake wearing a vest
Said “Did you study for the test?”
What Test?
I woke up and wrote this tune
It’s going to get me tons of poon
Come ride with me in my sensitive balloon
DAD
Turn that goddamned Casio off and go to bed!
04.06.10
PETE BURNS & INTERNATIONAL CHRYSIS “REBEL REBEL”
i just finished Pete’s autobiography tonight Freak Unique. it’s certainly not your typical celeb book. i enjoyed it, read it in 2 nights.
23.07.10
who remembers HRH Princess Stephanie Grimaldi of Monaco and her illustrious pop career? how could you forget? in this video she wanted to show how many stripes you can actually place on one body. i know you’re dying to get to it, so here she is with her chart topping hit, Dance With Me
31.07.10
huh?
being such a big player in the international pop scene (LMAO) things like this just confound me.
compare this from Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFch7ZHfHIA
to this from some arabic place:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOQdYZ51s4c&feature=player_embedded#!
shocking!
31.07.10
for mtlman:
here’s the vid for the 08 version- it always made me chuckle, especially the running man.
Utah Saints - Something Good 08
31.07.10
