confused about beer?
i got this in an email message from goupon today. their descriptions usually give me a chuckle, but i couldn’t pass this one up.
A shocking new study by NASA-2 (the National Association of Studying Alcohol) showed that only 15% of beer drinkers know the different types of beer. Here’s a guide:
Ale: The yeast in ales ferments at a higher temperature, giving it a distinct flavor that transforms drinkers of either gender into an old man.
Pale Ale: The only gaseous beer, most pale ale is served in chilled inhalers.
Lager: America’s favorite beer, lager is brewed with apple pie, electric guitars, and built Ford tough trucks floating in the mash.
Pilsner: This beer can feel pain.
Porter: This darker beer was invented by Edgar Allen Poe for when he would tailgate before important funerals.
Bock: Godzilla tears.
Stout: Stout is the only beer that leaves the drinker hangover free. It does, however, cause dementia and “bear blindness.”
Grundus: This beer tastes like a Krempel but is less frangeous.
Imperial Stout: This is the heaviest of all beers and requires the assistance of either a Lift-Bot 4000© or a freelance strongman to be consumed.
